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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: BIGFOOT QUITS EARTH 🚨
After centuries of hiding, Bigfoot has had enough. In a final act of frustration, he was last seen hitching a ride on an alien spacecraft, escaping humanity for good.
In a crude message scratched into tree bark, he cited “selfie sticks, 24/7 surveillance, and whatever the hell TikTok is” as his breaking point.
Eyewitnesses report he boarded the UFO muttering, “At least aliens respect privacy.” Meanwhile, the Loch Ness Monster is ghosting everyone, and the Mothman is considering therapy.
More updates as they abduct—uh, unfold. 👽👣 #BigfootGone #CantBlameHim
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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After centuries of hiding, Bigfoot has had enough. In a final act of frustration, he was last seen hitching a ride on an alien spacecraft, escaping humanity for good.
In a crude message scratched into tree bark, he cited “selfie sticks, 24/7 surveillance, and whatever the hell TikTok is” as his breaking point.
Eyewitnesses report he boarded the UFO muttering, “At least aliens respect privacy.” Meanwhile, the Loch Ness Monster is ghosting everyone, and the Mothman is considering therapy.
More updates as they abduct—uh, unfold. 👽👣 #BigfootGone #CantBlameHim
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
