Once a year, Jesus rises not to bring salvation, but to snack on the distracted little minds of children lost in an egg hunt. Because what better way to save their souls than by feasting on their brains?
Forget chocolate bunnies—this Easter, it’s survival of the fittest. Will your kid find all the eggs… or will Zombie Jesus find them first?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric True to fit size order a size up if you like it baggy
