Once upon a time, you swore you'd learned your lesson. But then, like a moth to a flame—or a phone screen at 2 a.m.—you spotted them: the red flags. Were they subtle? Maybe. Did you ignore them anyway? Absolutely. This shirt is for the brave souls who see the chaos, lean in, and say, "Why not?" Wear it proudly to family dinners, first dates, or therapy sessions—because sometimes, the best stories start with bad decisions and your favorite color.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
