Nah babe, this ain’t amateur hour.
If you want that level of commitment, you better put a ring on it and provide financial stability first.
I’m not some cheap whore—I’ve got class. Champagne tastes. Boundaries. Standards. A wishlist.
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Or at least your backdoor.
